Three pig farmers are discussing their feeding techniques.

The first explains that he lets his pigs root around under the apple tree and eat old apples that have fallen to the ground. The second one says his way is far superior: he takes a stick and knocks the apples from the tree for the pigs to feed on.

The third farmer contends that his way is the best – he picks up a pig and holds it up so it can eat them right off the tree.

The first two farmers look at him like he’s crazy. “Isn’t that incredibly time-consuming?”

The third farmer looks at them and says, “Yeah, but what’s time to a pig?”

Next time you are all stressed out about time, just repeat to yourself:  “What’s time to a pig?”

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